JustSomeMotherFuckinKids!

kaosunseen:

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

• me, the teen blogger
• a house with 8 nuns
• a drug dealer who drives a hummer
• a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
• an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
• a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

yeah shit me too sign me up

(via satanic-k)

having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all

(Source: louistonsilson, via ydgnancy)

being naturally intelligent but completely unmotivated at the same time is literally the worst and that is the only reason i hate school

(Source: inkwellhero, via ydgnancy)

69shadesofgray:

If my jokes offend you:

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. 1 & 2 are lies 
4. You’re a pussy

(via koalasnstuff)

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via moneymichelle)

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via moneymichelle)